We were dancing at the Pop Trash Disco on Christmas Day
We had Shaky on the decks, on the mic was Noddy from Slade
The Pogues brought the choir, we were waiting for McCartney’s Wings
And Woody from Wizzard - got the children to sing
You and me and a drink or three,
But something is missing, what can it be?
Christmas isn’t Christmas without Cliff
No Christmas isn’t Christmas without Cliff
The D.J. at the ‘End of the Universe’ was playing our song
Elvis in the corner with Mariah they were getting it on
Noel and The Ronnies were laughing with Bowie and Bing
And Kirsty and Wham – got the children to sing
You and me and a drink or three,
But something is missing, what can it be?
Christmas isn’t Christmas without Cliff
No Christmas isn’t Christmas without Cliff
We don’t need another X-Factor, or repeats on the BBC
People dying on EastEnders, getting tinsel in your teeth
We’ve had enough of novelty singles, Mr Blobby you can go
There’s only one who can make it special,
And I think that we all know
I think that we all know
Christmas isn’t Christmas without Cliff
No Christmas isn’t Christmas without Cliff
Christmas isn’t Christmas without Cliff
No Christmas isn’t Christmas without Cliff
(c) Charlie Darling/Paisley Pattenden
Sing along to the Cliffmas song!
